Friday, August 5, 2011

Yup, it's broken.


"What happened?" everyone wants to know.  This is it, my big chance to build my reputation as adventuress and woman of mystery.  "Well, what do YOU think happened?" I ask back.  

"You tripped in a pothole."
"You fell doing yoga."
"You dropped a pot."
"Your kid ran over you."

Oh my goodness.  Is this how boring my life is?  I need an AURA OF MYSTERY...stat!

On Facebook, I opened comments to conjecture, and some of the scenarios made good use of my foibles ("stuck your foot in your mouth?") my lack of fashion sense (tripping over my ugly croc, getting hit by a falling table at an Italian restaurant) and my Bronx Attitude ("kicking your husband in the...").  More than one put me in scenarios with the likes of Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber.  One made me put away my wide-legged pants:

"I recently sprained my toe doing the following.....Got tangled in wide-legged sweatpants and OUCHHH_ lost balance and toe/foot got caught in too much fabric."  

All of those are plausible, and given my general klutziness could happen in the next half hour.  But the guesses that were closest to the mark?

From Beth K:  "Doing a pirouette."
Kathleen: "You were standing upside down and whacked your foot on the ceiling fan."
Iris: "You finally tried tubing down a river again and bashed your foot on the ground...again."

Yep.  In the spirit of Facing Forty Upside Down, I have sustained my first blog related injury...

I broke my foot BOOGIE BOARDING WITH BARB!  Now, for all you fans who remember, the blog started with Boogie Boarding with Barb, it was my first adventure which I wrote about here and here.
This was supposed to be a triumphant return. I bought my first boogie board, and took it out for a spin.

It's funny, in all my time of being afraid of the ocean, I have only worried about getting sucked OUT to sea, of getting pulled UNDER water.  I have never been afraid of getting spat back ON LAND.

Man, that shore is hard.

So, now that I have a lot of time sitting in one place to think about what happened, I've gone through waves of guilt and regret for getting hurt doing something so frivolous, so selfish.  My kids have a lame mother, my stressed out husband has to work and keep the house running, my friends are bringing me food and clean clothes.  When I think about all the challenges blog fans and friends have asked me to do (bike-a-thons, zip lining, rock climbing) coming up I think "No way.  Not worth getting hurt. I need to hang this up until my kids are older."

But then I look at the picture of me and Barb, right before we went in, right before a great wave I rode in that felt like it would go on forever, right before the next wave that cracked a little bone:



And I think, it was worth it.  For this spot of sunshine and friendship, it was worth it. 

DH, who after a day of cooking and cleaning and conference calling from home had every right to resent my condition, said: "Look at it this way.  You broke your foot doing something fun.  That's a big change.  That's a good thing."

So, dear readers, what do you think?  Should I go back to my life of quietude?  OK, not quietude, but chaos driven by children where the injuries are most likely going to come from dropped pots and tripping on my pants? Or do I face my fear of re-injury and take up surfing?  Or something in between?

What would you do?

13 comments:

  1. Great post.You could always learn to juggle ... just as frivolous but easier on your bones! :)

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  2. No way. I am such a klutz, the chances of me dislocating a finger (or 2 or 3) is too high - and I'm a writer, I NEED MY HANDS!

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  3. LOL! When ever I'm feeling too serious, I think about learning to juggle. I just can't see making that kind of time investment in something so impractical. It's truly a metaphor for my existence and one I knew you'd appreciate!

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  4. Hey I made it in! Nice blog Patty. You've inspired me to get back to mine. Sorry about your foot but I look forward to following your adventures! xxx

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  5. I agree with DH - at least you broke it having fun!!!

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  6. well, darn — were you pirouetting on the boogie board? :) xo

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  7. So at least you did break your ankle doing something adventurous! Better than the way I cause my wife fracturing her elbow (carrying her up the stairs and falling with her in my arms).

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  8. First, I am proud to have been so close to the truth. Of course, I have the advantage of knowing you forever, and having seen your bloody foot with several missing toenails after your water adventure 25 years ago.

    Regarding the story, if you are going to have a broken foot, and everyone is going to ask "so what happened", at least you have a good story. Last November, almost jogging down the hall at work to catch up to a colleague, for no apparent reason, my calf muscle tore in half, leaving me incapacitated in the hall. I was on crutches for days, in a boot for weeks, and in PT for months. All better now but what a lame story.

    Regarding what to do in the future, while I generally agree that you should keep doing the exciting things that keep you young, excited, and happy, I can relate to the feeling that with so many people counting on us, this is not a time when we can afford to be incapacitated. I do find myself turning down things that seem a little too risky because I just cant risk getting hurt. (so no sky diving for me for another decade or so, trapeze is safe enough). Still planning to climb trees and go kayaking with you.

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  9. Frivolous?! Nothing we do together is frivolous! :) Selfish? Yes! As in feeding the Self, putting our air masks on first so we can breathe, and then take care of others.

    Life of quietude?! Hmmm.....Surf baby, surf!

    I love you P! (Can I bring you anything?)

    Barb

    P.S. re: getting "spat back ON LAND" - LOL!!!!

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  10. Surf, woman! The ocean is calling your name :)

    Hope you heal quickly!

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  11. Thanks for all the encouragement, guys, and especially for sharing how dangerous day-to-day life is, I may just stay in bed indefinitely! Just kidding, I suppose if I'm risking injury just walking around I may as well have some fun too. I just can never tell if a setback like this is god warning me to quit while I'm ahead, or if it's a test of my mettle.
    @Beth, yes, I was spinning through the surf (unintentionally and completely out-of-control, Bolshoi material, it was not), @mgcmarco, my husband asked, somewhat dubiously, if he should carry me up the stairs and I thought of you and said, uh, NO. @Leigh, I want you to learn how to juggle and send me video to post! And only @Ijaffe would say the words "trapeze is safe enough" :)

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  12. Patty, it's a great story to go along with a broken foot. Much better than my husband's story of a misstep off the Bx7!

    I vote for more adventures!

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